Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Karl Had Beezies Trotting Around Fountains Days Ago

So people will not shut up about the new Louis Vuitton fall collection. You know what I'm talking about--the one with all the supermodels and the cleavage. When I first saw this collection I felt like Marc Jacobs was telling me to get back in the kitchen. I mean, why would he want to take women back to the 50s? I know everyone is obsessed with Mad Men and everything, but what about all the back alley abortions and segregation and lord I don't even want to get into it!

But I have to admit, I was intrigued enough to give the trend a try via Topshop. I'm too much of a chunkler to really pull off the whole wasp waist thing, but I managed to find a high-waisted full skirt and paired it with some tight tucked in tank top type thing. I've got to say the response was overwhelming. I felt pretty bangin, and this one man went as far as to yell, "WOW!....WOW!.....DANG!!!" at me from the gas station. I know dudes at the gas station will hollar at anything, but he was getting really worked up.

It was then it hit me, this look isn't about 50's nostaliga, its about sex appeal. Thanks for bringing back cleavage Marc, and my boobs thank you too.

But the fountains, the fountains, you must watch these videos to understand about the fountains! (Watch for Stamoo tripping all over her super-long dress; thank goodness the other models helped her for the final walk!) P.S. I love you Karl.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Coolness Queen: Agyness Deyn

I often find myself wondering, "Can Agyness Deyn get any cooler?" Well the answer is definately a big YES with her hot new haircut. Lets take a peek at some recent pics of this stunning Brit. The next two outfits are from Aggy's romp at Coachella.
Dang girl, your summer style is off the chain!

This studded cowboy/mom vest takes this outfit to a whole 'nother level. You're killing me girl! ORANGE FINGERNAILS! POP POP! The top half screams Anthony Chon Cardott while the bottom half shouts Katy Perry California Guurrrrlz (or however she spells it). Aggy is one of the few people who truly looks stunning in Daisy Dukes (Chon on top, owwwwoooahwooah).

That gold blouse on the bottom left is also pretty hot.

Hot festival style. An asymmetrical babydoll dress w/ Doc Marten boots and thin black socks. I think shes wearing that necklace as an earring in the previous outfit. Clever girl. Also I believe her oh-so-practical (the rubber soles will stand up to nuclear waste!) and timeless (I've been wearing the same pair since I was 14!) Docs make a repeat performance in the bottom photo of her walking across the street, this time decked out in green laces. By the way, did you know that Portland is home to the only Doc Martens boutique store in the USA! Woohoo! Anyways, this dress looks very comfortable but also very chic. The spaghetti straps and the v-neck class it up a bit and the fabric looks crisp, but the asymetrical pleated skirt gives it a downtown hipness. Its like did she make that? Or is it couture? Keep em guessin' girl.

AAAAAHHHH! So good! Loving your manfriend's shoes. I wish I had one of these masks when creepos were taking snaps of me at Coachella!
A very fabulous New York pic from A's excursion to the Statue of Liberty. I want her friend's leopard pants. Agoo is totally wearing the same Stevie Nicks shirt from her Chon look back up top.
Looking like a hot dorky dude getting into the car, LOVE IT!
Motorcycle jacket, *siiiiighhh*.