Good luck trying to get your hands on one of these ultra fly/turbo sketch Tony Alamo jackets. These babies are going for like $1000 on e-bay. You'd have much better luck getting swooped up by Tony's cult van on Hollywood Blvd where you will be blindfolded and promptly taken to his cult compound and never seen or heard from again. I hear they have pickups daily! Maybe after you are indoctrinated into the cult they give you a jacket, in which case I think its totally worth it.
You may find yourself asking, who is Tony Alamo anyway? Well on top of being a cult leader and a maker of awesome jackets, he is also a child sex offender! Neat-o! Get the whole story here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Alamo