Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Woah, Biebs on the cover of V?
When my V mag came in the mail yesterday and I saw Biebs was on the cover I screamed, and it was not the kind of scream that would come from a infatuated tween Bielieber. It was more like the kind of scream that would happen if Butthead walked in on Beavis taking a dump. "UUUUHhhhhhhhhhhh!"
I was like what the fuck, Biebs in V? Thats Gaga's territory! And we all know how he feels about her. "Its like I came out an egg, its art, buuuuhhhhhh" (to paraphrase Biebs reaction to Gaga's Grammys egg hatchery). Whatever Biebs you brought your pet baby snake to the Grammys, you eccentric little teen. "This snake is a baby, baby, baby, oooohhhhhhhhh!" Sorry, I couldn't help myself!
So if you are freaked out by this magazine cover, don't worry, its a really good issue. Nina Hagen is in there and Marilyn Manson and Ke$ha! And Gaga of course has her regular fashion column. If you're still upset, just do what I did and pretend Biebs is a teen version of Shane from the L-Word!
My fave part of this issue so far was the fashion illustrations from Gaga's column. Especially the one Karl Lagerfeld did for the Chanel gown she wore to the opening of her Christmas Workshoppe at Barneys.
Karl's good at drawing.
Karl also had some kind words for Lady G:
"Gaga gives the world her music and her talent, but the thing I like most is that she fights against boredom and banality. She also puts forth an ever changing, inspiring, and strong image--an image beyond fashion. She is an extreme concentrate of 'zeit-geist', freeing us from the heavy boredom of publicly displayed political correctness by being herself more than politically correct. Something in today's world would be missed if there was no Lady Gaga because Gaga is a Lady."
Awwwww....Karl, I was kinda miffed at you last week, but I guess you've redeemed yourself. Mwah!