Damn you JOE!

As if Joe's Jeans wasn't evil enough by offering Jeans in every color under the sun, now they have these insane silver jeans! Dammit! I hella want these. Finally I can look like circa 1996 Billy Corgan, just as I've always dreamed.

Lovely and Inspiring

Killer.
My hero.
New fashion goal, cram as much leopard print as possible into one outfit.
Kate Lanphear is sort of my new favorite person.
MONSTER BAG
Mommy with Uncle Phil.
Sik-ning fashion illustration I swiped off of Alice's blog: http://annachoice.blogspot.com/

McQueen is Dead, Long Live McQueen

Dude, Sarah Burton is killing it. S/S '12...amaaaaaazing. I still can't talk about Lee, wear my McQueen loot, or listen to "The Fashion of His Love" without getting a little emotional, but Burton is literally the only human on the plant that could be channeling the McQueen aesthetic in such an authentic and magical way. Now if only she would fall in love with performance art and put on some insane runway shows....


Cover that face, honey!

Bats!
Boobs!



Strong work cutie pie!

Gaga:Mugler Woman

This video makes my heart feel like rainbows.






Born to runway.

K Stew in W

A few weeks ago I was shopping at Rad Summer and saw the brand new September issue of W with Kristen Stewart styled like a 60's Godard girl on the cover. I immediately regretted not renewing my subscription to W, almost fainted, then had the urge to steal the magazine. Not wanting to risk getting caught and being banned from Rad Summer forever, I instead sprinted over to Rich's Cigar Store and bought it! OMG! She is such a turbo babe! This shoot reminds me of what Lindsay Lohan was trying to do when she made Bobby, but Kristen's sexiness is so much more effortless and real. Eat your heart out Lindsay! Kristen, thank you so much for not being a Hollywood trainwreck! Maybe some day when Twilight is really over over we can be friends in real life. We can smoke cigarettes and watch Kenneth Anger or eat soup and watch Twin Peaks. Whatever you want. I love you.

Mommy, I love your hair.

I'm loving the teal hair, mommy. Did y'all know that she has a fashion column in V Magazine now? Its hella existential college essay style fashion talk. What a smrty pants. Love you.

Do Yourself A Favor, Read Role Models

John Water's latest book Role Models is a real screamer. I'm so glad I randomly found it today at the library in the "Lucky Day/Hot Book" section by the checkout counter. A lucky day indeed! This book had me howling and choking with its hilarity. So why am I writing about it on my fashion blog you may wonder. No, I am not trying to make this blog like Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle queef-a-thon GOOP.

The reason is there is chapter about John's fave fashion designer Rei Kawakubo, the genius beast behind Comme des Garcons. This chapter also has some highly relatable stories about thrift store treasure hunting, and outfit choices being the leading cause of fights with parents. The ladder was on my mind anyway because I'm packing to go see my parents in Las Vegas later this week, and no matter how hard I try, I never cease to horrify and outrage them with my outfit choices. For some reason when I try to look conservative, I only make it worse. I wonder, will reading Role Models help me edit my suitcase or fuel the outfit insanity fire? Only time will tell. Anyway, you should hella read this book. Oh yeah, in the Rei Kawakubo chapter, John also explains how he gets his signature mustache to look like that--AMAZING. Here's some pictures.

Role Models launch party at the Comme de Garcons store in London.
I don't know for sure if this look John is flossing is Comme des Garcons or not, but its pretty amazing, right? Dude, is that seersucker? Those circle things look like radioactive olives and that collar..., is that crocheted? Woah. Fantastic. Pictured with the reason my heart beats--Matthew.
In my fantasy world where I am I gay man, I am wearing this jacket.
Other pant bottoms tacked onto flood pants?
Two different coat fronts (and lengths).
Gothy goth.
Five outfits in one!
Looks like she wrapped herself up in the scarf rack at the Thrift Center in Santa Cruz. Don't get me wrong, they have some great scarves there, and its always 50% off. WHAAAAAAT!?
Comme des Garcons for H&M.

Also, I dare you to go to the Comme des Garcons website and try to look at any actual clothes. I think its just a trippy art/Ai WeiWei slideshow. http://www.comme-des-garcons.com/